this is how it goes

Dear Betty,
I am sorry if I have done anything to offend you or hurt you or make you want to stop chatting. It's just wierd because we have been friends since grade k until this summer. I understand that people are busy, but there are certain times for certain things, and I guess I wasn't one. I tried, I really did, but it shouldn't take work. That's okay. I guess this is just life after college. Life goes on, Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da. If you don't read this, that's okay. If you do, good. Everyone else will too and that's okay as well. I just don't have your e-mail or anything and I feel guilty every time I even talk to you on the phone. I feel like I'm breaking up with you which is really strange, but I've hardly talked to you all summer anyways. Call me sometime or give me your e-mail or something if you want. But don't if you don't; I understand you're a very busy person. That's all.
Love, Amanda